Nick Jr must be stopped
Having lived with a three year old girl, I was subjected to children’s shows on a daily basis. Since most of these shows’ target audience is children ages 2-5, you’d think that these shows would be sweet and innocent, as well as educational. You’d be wrong, they are far from sweet and innocent.
What’s so terrible about these preschool shows you ask? Let’s start off with this poor little South American girl, Dora Marquez.
I know what you’re thinking, “Dora’s a great show for kids, what could be so bad about it?”. Well let me tell you, first off, this is a little girl no older than 6 years of age, walking around the rainforest unsupervised, save for a disease ridden monkey. And if that’s not bad enough for you, she has clearly been drugged with hallucinogens(she talks to animals, maps, and backpacks).
Dora’s got it lucky compared to her cousin Diego though. This young boy is forced to work in a wildlife rescue center. The lyrics of the opening song state: “This rough and tough adventurer is working overtime.”
“Working overtime”?! On a zip cord….unsupervised?! Diego has been drugged as well(rescue packs, cameras, and animals are what speak in Diego’s hallucinations). Someone needs to stop the Marquez family, and stop them now.
Nick Jrs problem shows don’t all take place in South America though. No, no, Blue’s Clues is about a schizophrenic young man(Steve or Joe, depending on what season you’re watching) living with a dog named Blue. Everything in the house speaks (salt, pepper, peprica, cinnamon, side table drawer, shovel, pale, and mailbox, just to name a few), he has visions of jumping into paintings…and he solves Blue’s clues. In a particularly horrific episode, they needed to bake a cake. This cake called for a dash of salt. Since the only salt in the house is family man Mr. Salt(husband of Ms.Pepper, father of Peprica and Cinnamon), I am lead to believe that he became a part of the cake. Thankfully we were not forced to watch the murder of Mr.Salt so a crazy man and his dog could have cake.
So, if you have children, please, I implore you; do not let them watch the horrible programing on Nick Jr. Take them to the park, read to them, draw, paint, go to fun museum exhibits, so they can grow up to be happy, productive members of society.
Just reblogging a post I made back when I had 3 followers.
I can.not.stand.Dora. Why must they yell EVERYTHING!
So funny! Why do they yell everything? and who thought up map’s song where he just says hes a map 15 times! In all fairness to Dora and Diego, I think Yo Gabba Gabba takes the cake on the shows that seem to be drug induced.
